Total Medals Earned: 804 (From 102 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,640 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Successfully survive 20 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 40 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 50 gaps in one game
Medals Earned: 6/8 (75/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 9/21 (165/455 points)
25 faic combo
Unlock health power-down
Unlock health power-up
50 faic combo
Unlock size power-down
100 faic combo
150 faic combo
200 faic combo
Unlock speed power-up
Submit a Score the highscore table
Unlock speed power-down
Unlock size power-up
Unlock vulnerable power-down
Unlock invicibility power-up
Unlock combo 0.5x power-down
Unlock combo 2x power-up
500 faic combo
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 11/18 (275/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find secret area 3
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Complete lvl 27
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find secret area 4
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Easy as... Cake!
Blood, blood and more blood.
Click on at least 14 tenticles.
Y-A-N-K-O-V-I-C
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
You made it to the title screen....
You made it home!